...Englishman in palakkaD...
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...chapteR One: I am back ,bi**heS...
Yes!,..Its been long say 5 frickin months.To be frank and truthfull,my life have been so fu*ked* up for the last 5 months that i didnt even visit this shitty* little virtual space of mine.For starters, my company liked me so much that they decided to release me from their leash.I still remember the mail they send me with that heart shaped icon in the top stating...
" Fly away , lil nish.We are letting you go.Experience the real world.Feel that cool breeze grazing your hair,...play in the rain for once,..reach for the stars,...and yeah,..Find a new job!!!"
So touching ,..yet bitter in climax huh?
If recession bites me in the ass,..then i thought , Why cant i bite it back by showing some good old courage...mallu-style!.I took the decision,to boldly go where no laid off employee has gone before.To the heart of Economic slowdown,..,to the place where only Uncle Sam wants you ,......to the U S of A, and ..for doing my masters,..you heard me right.Cracked a couple of competitive tests and i am right on the verge of doing that risky business.So i need both luck and money.Either wish me luck or get my paypal account and both if you have shit* load of cash.
And speaking of my blog, the web2rank ( yellow widget in the right that displays the rank) is still saying that i am ranked 500 after 5 months of no posts and less traffic.What the fu*k* with that ?.Unless its ranking the english blogs out of Siberia, blahspace getting rank 500 is quite impossible.And for all those new blahspace followers,...If you joined my blog-following thinkin bout reading a medley of oxford vocabulary and a-day-in-the-life-of garbage,,..you amigos are in for a shitty* surprise.
*Swear words Courtesy: Adrenalin and total neuro rush after watching Officer John McClane stop being a human and start being an invincible sci-fi bald robot with a smart mouth.
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...tHe incidenT...
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...tHe QuestioN...
"WHAT IS A COMPUTER"
"COMPUTER CONVERTS DATA INTO INFORMATION"
[She pronounced DATA like TA TA.So even if you knew something about DA TA , theres less chance of you understanding the same.Those who watch Lolakutty on Channel V will understand how the mallu english sounds.lol.]
Little did she knew that not all the kids wanted to know about DA TA,INFORMATION,CPU,KEYBOARD etc.Pure jargons during those days when television was the only idiot box affordable by a middle class household.But one thing she taught about computer still lingers in my mind.Still..
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...V daY...
Its Valentines day... a day to express your feelings and renew the bond of love you share with your Valentine.A day when love shower upon .....blah blah blah blah blah...blah blah blah.Screw it!
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